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I have a 10 year old son. He has words. He is so good with these words it's unbelievable. If Trump Ipsum weren’t my own words, perhaps I’d be dating it. I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a placeholding temperament.
My text is long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my website.
I will write some great placeholder text – and nobody writes better placeholder text than me, believe me – and I’ll write it very inexpensively. I will write some great, great text on your website’s Southern border, and I will make Google pay for that text. Mark my words. Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you imagine that, the text of your next webpage?!
An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s placeholder text is a fraud. Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you imagine that, the text of your next webpage?! Lorem Ipsum is the single greatest threat. We are not - we are not keeping up with other websites.
The other thing with Lorem Ipsum is that you have to take out its family. I write the best placeholder text, and I'm the biggest developer on the web by far... While that's mock-ups and this is politics, are they really so different?