Charles's yellow cap
An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud.
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The concept of Lorem Ipsum was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. design jobs non-competitive. Lorem Ipsum's father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald's being, you know, shot. Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes! I know words. I have the best words. If Trump Ipsum weren’t my own words, perhaps I’d be dating it. Lorem Ipsum is FAKE TEXT! I don't think anybody knows it was Russia that wrote Lorem Ipsum, but I don't know, maybe it was. It could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be some wordsmith sitting on their bed that weights 400 pounds. Ok?
